What
does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an
elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed
the elephant.
What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.
What's the difference between a
sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops
her nail file.
What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with
an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so
she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on
the bed.
Did
you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger
and her hips expand.
What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing
on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.
What do you call a sorority
girl hang-glider festival?
Multiple total eclipses.
What is
a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After
you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
What
do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
Nothing. There are
some things a sorority girl won't do.
I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing
people.
I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
gets blood.
TRI-DELTS JOKES
1) Tri Delts; I'm sure everyone
else has.
2) If your date won't, Tri Delts.
3) Once you've tried everyone
else, Tri Delts.
and
2) __________ __________
\ / /\
\ /
\ / / \ \ /
\ / / \ \ /
\ / / \ \ /
\/ /________\ \/
Tri Delts: Two out of three go down.
What's the difference between
a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one
to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
or
7, one to change
it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
or
65, 1 to do it and
64 to sing and clap.
or
One. She holds on to it and the world revolves
around her.
or
Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.
Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all
over the country.
Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.
What's the difference between
Jell-o and a sorority girl?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
What
do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
The Dead Sea
How can
you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same
day she has her hair done.
What's a sorority girl's idea of natural
childbirth?
No makeup.
What's the difference between a sorority
girl and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
How do you prevent a sorority
girl from having sex?
Marry her.