The truth, at last, acquired from a University study!
NEWLY UPDATE JULY 2001!
The
truth, at last, acquired from a University study!
What
does this data tell us? Well, it appears there isn't a hell-of-a-lot of difference.
NEW
and IMPROVED Penis Length info:
Average
white tool: 6.2 inches long and 3.7 inches around. The average black schlong:
6.3 inches X 3.8 inches. Let's see, that's a 0.1 inch difference. So who's been
hyping this one?? Another bit of bullshit exposed by the scientists at The Blur
of Insanity!
Largest Penis Recorded!
(yes,
on a human, not a horse):
13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around (documented
in the early 1900's by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson). That's some serious meat. In
case that makes you feel inadequate, there have been cases reported of Micropenises
(less than 1 cm in length).
The average
asian penis is 5.5 inches in length.
Although the average asian
penis is a little short, there are other things to consider. The taoist art of
Chi Kung involves lifting weights with your penis. The record for this was set
in 1995 by a Hong Kong master named Mo Ka Wang, who lifted over 250 lbs. two feet
off the floor WITH HIS WILLY. We're not sure exactly how this was accomplished,
but we're pretty sure that Miss Blur of Insanity was NOT involved.
Dr.
JĀrn Ege Siana, a Danish plastic surgeon holds the record for greatest
penis extension. He took a 48 year old's 1.8 inch wang and added 5.7 inches.
Of course, it was probably the width of a #2 pencil when he was done, but what
can you do?
AND HERE'S WHAT YOU ALL WANT
TO KNOW:
AVERAGE TIME TO ORGASM:
Well guys, the results are in,
and we are quick. 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration.
Girls- That means that 3/4 of the male world will leave you unsatisfied and frustrated.
Get used to it.
